January 2009
22 posts
Rough Waves, Tougher Beaches - NYTimes.com
Nude Obama Unicorn US Air Hudson River Miracle... →
(via abrahamd)
tricky cracker tries to disqualify obama!
ROBERTS: I, Barack Hussein Obama...
OBAMA: I, Barack...
ROBERTS: ... do solemnly swear...
OBAMA: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear...
ROBERTS: ... that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully...
OBAMA: ... that I will execute...
ROBERTS: ... faithfully the office of president of the United States...
OBAMA: ... the office of president of the United States faithfully...
ROBERTS: ... and will to the best of my ability...
OBAMA: ... and will to the best of my ability...
ROBERTS: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
OBAMA: ... preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
ROBERTS: So help you God?
OBAMA: So help me God.
ROBERTS: Congratulations, Mr. President.
(via "About that oath flub - First Read - msnbc.com")
“Can a language stay relevant if it isn’t used to send text messages on a...”
– 2blowhards.com: Preserving Languages via Text Messaging
we txt there4 we r
Today's Eco-lols
(viaThe Tennessee Coal-Ash Spill, in Pictures - Freakonomics Blog)
TVA is investigating a leak from a gypsum pond at its Widows Creek coal-burning power plant in northeastern Alabama….
Seriously, Widows Creek coal plant? What PR guy thought that up? The same genius behind Frosty the Coalman, Clean Coal Night, Deck the Halls with Clean Coal? (via Climate Progress » Breaking: Second TVA...
screw everything - Google Search →
(via taskmaster)
silver linings r lol
+:
the musical thing wasn’t actually a joke (Fucked Up related) ….maybe
Shield Field Supporter Supporter Slogan Crest Wreath Mantling Helm Coronet Compartment Order Ordinaries Common charges Motto
The following are the points of the shield used in blazons to describe where (and how) a charge should be drawn:
A - Chief
B - Dexter
C - Sinister
D - Base
E - Dexter Chief
F -...
Letter from Apple CEO Steve Jobs →
zachlinder:
This is unbelievable. Check this out:
Dear Apple Community,
For the first time in a decade, I’m getting to spend the holiday season with my family, rather than intensely preparing for a Macworld keynote.
Unfortunately, my decision to have Phil deliver the Macworld keynote set off another flurry of rumors about my health, with some even publishing stories of me on my deathbed.
...
"Last Breath in Missouri!?" →
jonathanvingiano:
via jonrafman
google street view reveals bible belt’s own portal to hell.
in other news:
race relations
art
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and more art
distillation of a bitmapped nation
Fetishistic Advocacy for Speed in Titles - An Art of the Title feature | The Art of the Title Sequence
“We are not promoting Hitler. But we want to tell people we are different in the...”
– INDIA JEWS RIP ‘HITLER’ EATERY- New York Post
(neon naziz too)
